George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (via feellng) —
im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this
play this at my funeral
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
if just 3.1% of taylor’s twitter followers purchase the 5th album the first week, she will hold the record for most first week album sales EVER by a female artist.
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
Taylor Swift being interviewed by Rolling Stones Magazine in Central Park on July 24, 2014
President Obama came down hard on gun-control laws during today’s Tumblr Q&A.
i’m too punk croc for this shit
|What is your opinion on rape|
if lucifer needs permission to enter a person then so do you
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now